Back to Blog: Our Story So Far...

• Version Uno--When we last left our story dangling, Anther Bedloe, member of the world-famed circus percussionist act, The Nebulous Bedloes, had just discovered that Audry, his second wife, was a latent imbiber of fruit juices (LIFJ), so he turned her into the State Police, using forbidden knowledge and pedestrian magic.
• Version Duo--It's nearly Santariamas and I haven't even started my shopping!! Meanwhile, up at the Norge Pole, Old Nick and his Saucy Rhinemaidens have decorated Santarialand in the traditionally lucrative green and gold of the holiday! Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets!
• Version Thrace--Welcome to the world of Professor Antonio Buxtehude Pille, the Mt. Palomine Insititute of Mysteries, and the glorious Planet of Erde which has only an oblique and distorted resemblance to a nasty little parallel universe world we recently discovered, called by its grunting troglodyte inhabitants "Da Urth." Please scout through the ARCHIVES if interested as this is all far more untidy than it seems right here.