"Peeper's" Jeepers, what Creepers!

No Standards, Rigorously and Uniformly Maintained

[Ed: Professor Pille is handling the "incident" directly below, inquiring with his legal team as to if it is truly homicide if no hom is involved] Anyway, "Der Peeper" personnel, peering at the goings-on of our awful Echo World, "Da Urth" came across this conundrum, one example of numbers of this type we find there (the word hypocrisy surely comes to thought). Overheard was a motorized conversation between two individual "Urthers" about the educational credentials of their current red-state leader, stimulated by a broadcast emanating from a National Public Wireless station. They seemed scandalized by the existence of something called a "Gentleman's C." Aside from the laughability of even the idea of a "gentleman" existing anywhere on that churning cauldron of twaddle, our ever-alert crew noted the presence, on the collision-protector of the horseless carriage delivering the shocked ditherers to the gaping "Maul," of a collision-protector adhesive broadside that proclaimed "Every Student is an Honored Student at JFK High." There was some confusion about the JFK reference--we do know this "Urth" historical character indulged in pharmaceuticals and such but the context seemed odd--otherwise Team Peeper experienced complete bewilderment regarding the striking disjunction 'tween the demand-for-standards voiced by the driver's loosely-hinged mouth and the simultaneous refutation of them plastered to the posterior of her grotesquely large Mechanical Ass (a gargantuan Futility Vehicle of some ornamental facture). We are researching this further as we, that very same day, encountered an excited alarum regarding environmental deterioration affixed adjacent an exhaust vent on yet another vehicle (a Sue-Brew wagon)! Supposedly a "peepingly" nearby institution of lower learning--a veritable gnat swarm of red-state and "PEZ-head-ent" vilifiers--abjures standards of excellence altogether while it contradictorily revels in the self-proclaimed superiority of their bold nihilistic schema! Their system does work as the school consistently expectorates top-drawer Know-Nothings, saboteurs, and Luddites. We are also considering shorter rotation periods for "Peeper" personnel as they are constantly being bludgeoned with cognitive dissonance and made grievously ill.