Neu Juicy is the Guarding State, we hear, but just what is it Guarding?

Miss Neu Juicy guarding her virtue with the most effective of deterrents--an accordion

All this to celebrate the simple fact that we now have two--count them--two almost-dedicated readers of the Panopticon hailing from the sacred "state" of Neu Juicy... well, make that three since one reads aloud to another (who is, we hear, an illiterate jug-band waif) in the same household. For those of Erde not familiar with this rare paradise of "da Urth," Neu Juicy is home to the kelp-covered halls of Plankton University, and its capital is Augusta, which is safely in Maine.