Midget Flaccid Software Corp. Announces FM Mirror-of-Soul Version 06

Wilhelm "Gates" O'Hades (barely a meter tall)

At a press conference for all the mediums and the National Optical Wireless, Midget Flaccid Corp. CEO Wilhelm O'Hades announced the launch of his company's newest version of their Computing Engine operating system--Mirror-of-Soul Version 666. Improvements include software for analysis of urine, a method of "virtually" signing contracts in blood, and a 666 MEG forehead scanner/storage ID module capability that prevents non-imprinted operators from accessing the system. Fortunately, on Erde, Midget Flaccid sold only 25 units of their last version (MF Version 98) and all of them to patients of the same psychopolitical sanitarium where Herr O'Hades currently resides (in the Senator Claghorn Memorial Megalomania Wing). Erden citizens tend to avoid MF Computing Engine software because O'Hades is, in fact, Satan, the Dark Lord.