Zliplitt Promoted to New Murketing Position
Our Director of Assuagement and MurketingWith the delightful dissolution of the Institute Marketing Department we have decided to "fill the void," in a manner of speaking, with a wholly new concept and department--Murketing. Director Zliplitt will be employing a suitably festooned platoon of felonious baboons equipped with typewriters, cell phones, Flaccid Midget Corp. brand "Power Punt" software, and flow charts, to create an entire nonsensical Lexicon of Ridiculousness and Irresponsibility that will be available, at no cost, to those members of the public that enjoy pseudo-professional blather and gibberish, coupled with criminal behavior. Director Zliplitt has expressed hope that the primates will eventually be trained to answer his mail.
posted by Prof. Antonio Pille | 5:18 PM
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We know not of this "white house" beyond one answering to that description located nearby the Institute on Rusted-Elmwich street and inhabited by a dreary old sot known to chase the paperboy with scissors in hand, a fellow named Cheeseknees. Perhaps you intend instead the White Mansion of the Floating City wherein dwells the perpetually addled "Man in the White Mansion"--our national and Imperial flak-magnet? The marketeers are, thankfully, deceased--burned to cinders--and all is in the trusty hands of Director Zliplitt, a man who abstains from any "public (or even private) relations."
Professor Pille
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