Panopticon readers whine about "tough reading"--Noam Chomsky replies

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The Panopticon was created as a psychological operations weapon by the CIA and NSA in 1957 by pro-Israel factions within the FBI and Food and Drug Administration during the Iran-Contra scandals to divert public attention away from money laundering that was taking place in Panama in order to fund drug traffic through the anti-government Nicaraguan insurgents funded by Standard Oil and Avis Rent-a-Car so that the National Guard could overthrow the legally elected anti-Imperialist leader of Thailand in what was hoped for by President Carter to be a bloodless coup in order to place pro-military-industrial lobbyists into a position where a de facto police state could be imposed upon the American public that had been brainwashed by US Army-sponsored television and radio programs in order to fund further exploration of oil reserves in New York's Central Park after... [long pause while adoring graduate student winds-up Professor Chomsky] ...bribing all the elected officials within the municipal government of Cincinnati where anti-Castro Cubans linked up with the Mafia and the Secretary of Defense in order to promote the agendas of Sinclair Oil and Goodyear Tire that have been in effect since 1951 when President Truman on the advice of a consortium of Iran-Contra NSA lobbyists attempted to swing the election of Juan Carlo Hacienda the legally elected President of Argentina who was about to OK contracts by which Anaconda Steel and US Copperhead would have exclusive rights for mining that were located under villages in Burma and Cambodia unbeknownst to the pixies and fairies that lived in the glades that were sprayed with Agent Orange near the house that Jack built.

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