Congratulations on 75 Years of NOW Broadcasting and the Invention of VT
National Optical Wireless--75 Years YoungIt began as the technological dream of a young girl living in a small farming community in the northwestern corner of Commanche National District. In 1929, 27-year-old Dalanie Eaglewing Dyerisch, fresh out of Polykneesia Nautical Abyssal Polytech with advanced degrees in Orgonics and Electrotopology and studies with Belle Prize winner Herr Doktor Clayton Forrester, returned home to the Commanche ND farm and immediately began work on her first Optical Wireless device--the ungainly Vue-Tu I (today on display in the technology wing of the Imperial Museum). Scarcely a year later she succeeded in sending optical wireless orgone vibrations from the roof of her parent's farm house to the Vue-Tu OW receiver installed in an abandoned clock barn more than three kilometers away. Today Dalanie's system--dubbed National Optical Wireless when inaugurated in 1935 --is in use Erde-wide providing news, entertainment, education, and enlightenment to the 2.8 billion citizens of the Empire.
posted by Prof. Antonio Pille | 10:34 PM
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Praise Pilate! At long last a favorable assessment of our sweat-stained efforts! We will carve your comment into a chunk of anthracite, strap it to a singing frog, and insert it into the foundation corner-stone of our newest Institute structure, the leech and lamprey petting zoo!
Professor Pille
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