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Professor Pille's Planetary Panopticon

Currently under advisement and endless reconstruction. Perhaps confusing yet amusing. A highly vulnerable manifestation of the internationally-regarded Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries and its founder, the venerable Professor Antonio Pille. Dedicated with warmest regards to the varied ghosts of Aristophanes, Rabelais, Swift, Sterne, Jarry, Mencken, Baron Munchhausen, and the gentle and honorable Robert Benchley.

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Location: Portville, Narragansett National District

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Dalanie Eaglewing Dyerisch--Inventor, Belle Prizewinner, and Mommy

Frau Dyerisch (von Furstenblatt) circa 1971
We received hundreds of cable-grams asking for a photo of the renowned inventor of the optical wireless device (sometimes known as a VT or "Vue-tu") and creator of National Optical Wireless and we are obliging with this posting, a "pic" from our files. After completing the work than won her eternal fame, Fraulein Dyerisch (eventually Frau Dyerisch von Furstenblatt after her marriage to Epstein von Furstenblatt in 1943) retired from public view and devoted the remainder of her life to managing her parent's farm and watching her "shows" on the very device she had created. Her best loved NOW programs (information recently divulged by her daughter, Irene) were silent comedian Lou C. Baille's classic, I Love Loopy; The Powhaten National Districtian (with James Drury and Doug McClure); Aaron Burr-Imperial Defensor (Raymond Burr, who played Aaron Burr, was her favorite actor; Burr also starred in her beloved Romanipponese Monster Epics: the Godzfatha series); and Rod Serling's Twilight National District.

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