Bloche Block Construction Toy Company Simplifies Product Line

Licensing and Cheap Materials Seen as Skeleton Key to Long-Range, Short-Term Things, and Short-Range, Long-Term Something-or-Others

Bloche Block is also researching Starjaws collectibles fabricated from sea shells hot-glued to driftwood. The soon-to-be ramped-up-to-the-clouds-and-incinerated marketing whiz-bangs at Bloche Block Ltd. also "discovered" that sales are boosted if the collectible (and highly authentic!) bricks are packed in sugar and packaged in saucy adult-video boxes. Mt. Palomine Institute consultants are preparing yet another Zeppelin brain-storming session/catastrophe especially for Bloche Block executives with certain hoped-for results. These Marketing Barbecues may prove to be regular events if this nonsense keeps up.