Planetary Panopticon Noticed at Last--Hand Lotion Magnate Greases our Skids and Egos!

Balm--Defying the Ages!

"this is the funniest and most erudite site i have ever siin on the web! bow to the professor, onion-ites!"...and with that the acclaimed (if no master of the spelling arts) Dr. Jurgium lavished praise on this till now too-lonely Blog. Professor Pille responded in kind: Praise Pilate! At long last a favorable assessment of our sweat-stained efforts! We will carve your comment into a chunk of anthracite, strap it to a singing frog, and insert the amalgam into the foundation corner-stone of our newest Institute structure, The Mt. Palomine Institute Memorial Leech and Lamprey Petting Zoo! [In honesty we do admit to some ignorance regarding the accurate meaning of the more-than-welcome message--the verb siin for one which suggest some sort of moral transgression and the reference to "onion-ites" who on our world are a tiny cult of technology-shunning scallion-worshipers, akin to your "Amish" We are certainly thankful to be regarded as erudite, though, whatever that means!]