SPAS All Set for 2006 Volcanotown International Exposition

Former Russland SPASmobile/Embassy to Serve up Chunk Kraken: "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Eat 'Em"

SPAS--the former Russland People's Intelligence Cooperative (Spaski Pyotka Atkrupkin Socializtik)--is now a popular brand of chunk Kraken-based luncheon meat derivative, and free samples of the rubbery squid-like substance will be available to visitors at the 2006 Volcanotown International Exposition. The colorful horseless vehicle also doubles as a roaming Former-Russland embassy and the simulated "meat containment tank" atop may be used as a sauna and projection room. The Former-Republic of Former-Russland (FRFR Inc.) is located in a corrugated iron shed in the back lot of an abandoned Pille-Mart somewhere in the Uralpine Mountains.