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Currently under advisement and endless reconstruction. Perhaps confusing yet amusing. A highly vulnerable manifestation of the internationally-regarded Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries and its founder, the venerable Professor Antonio Pille. Dedicated with warmest regards to the varied ghosts of Aristophanes, Rabelais, Swift, Sterne, Jarry, Mencken, Baron Munchhausen, and the gentle and honorable Robert Benchley.

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Thursday, November 17, 2005

SPAS Kraken Meat Products and Bloche Block Construction Toy Ltd. Announce Merger

Hey Kids, Let's Make a Sandwich!
SPAS-Bloche Educational Foodstuffs Ltd. encourages kids to play with their KrackBrik processed meat construction toy and eat it! Keeping production costs down and expanding distribution were the respective primary concerns of Bloche Block Ltd. of Grand Swizzlestein and the Former Republic of Former Russland-based SPAS, so a merger seemed logical to business analysts and gurus. "It's all for the children... of our investors!" announced SPAS-Bloche Public Assuagement Director Penelope Pounder. She also detailed the long history of linkage between creative educational sandwich-construction and increased corporate profitability. "We've found that young people who cultivate their imaginations to create and eat sandwiches with Krackbrik brand products tend to score higher on standardized tests than children who don't eat." Director Pounder added that creative sandwich-makers develop the complex and in-demand service skills required in today's competitive job market.

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