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Professor Pille's Planetary Panopticon

Currently under advisement and endless reconstruction. Perhaps confusing yet amusing. A highly vulnerable manifestation of the internationally-regarded Mt. Palomine Institute of Mysteries and its founder, the venerable Professor Antonio Pille. Dedicated with warmest regards to the varied ghosts of Aristophanes, Rabelais, Swift, Sterne, Jarry, Mencken, Baron Munchhausen, and the gentle and honorable Robert Benchley.

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Location: Portville, Narragansett National District

Friday, November 11, 2005

Moving Picture Histofactoid--Godzfatha (1954)

An Enraged and Radioactive Marlo Nobrand Destroys Stellatokio Spaceport in Godzfatha Part I
Awakened after millions of years of sleep by the accidental detonation of an anti-Kraken sunbomb near an uncharted Polykneesianal Nautical Abyss island, the criminally-organized organism, Godzfatha, attacks the helpless Nipponinc spaceport of Stellatokio after its citizens refuse to pay protection Yen. The monster, played by three-time Omphalah-Award winner Marlo Nobrand, meets his first of many ends (Godzfatha XXII--Godzfatha vs The Corporealate Sponges in 2003 being the most recent) when the equally gigantic Samurai-Choreographer-National District Attorney, Los Balanchine (Toshiro Mufune), arrests the murderous non-Asian beast for tax evasion and slaps restraining orders on the Creatrix (Katherine Hepburn in her last role) for her "irresponsible intelligent design." The sequel, Godzfatha II--Revenge of Sonzilla (1956), directed by Howard Hawks and set entirely in the frozen and spooky Norge-pole gambling city of Santarialand, received even more critical and public acclaim than its predecessor.

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