Tunarians Tout Tuna as Toughs to Tackle Kraken

Tasty Team Tuna Tell Tales of Terrific Tiffs with Tentacled Troublemakers...it's One for the Kipper!

Chicken of the sea? Not we! So say tuna today who toasted the till-now triumphant Kraken in a Tunarian sponsored sea-inspired mega-final nautical-title playoff battle. While also-ran Team Sawfish sat on the sidelines stunned and surprised by their stable-mate's sweeping successes, the determined tuna tore through the tightly tentacled cabals of overconfident Kraken-now-calamari creating complete cephalopodic chaos. Institute tuna trainers talked about tying the distinct tuna and sawfish contingents together into a single, tight, sub-marine, threshing-machine--one that could stand (or swim) and challenge the all-too-cocky coastal critters who've caused our current ocean-current crisis.